. so spoop
so spoop

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

cashtier:

when someone do a draw for u
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balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

bowtiesandbatman:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

Every bit of this is gold. Headcanon accepted

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

moist-rosebud:

haru is not impressed

Track: Save Rock And Roll (Feat. Elton John)
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Save Rock And Roll
Plays: 1,306

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

THM.